Tony Romo

 

Jessica Simpson as OJ 

As we all know, singer/actress Jessica Simpson has been dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo since last fall, and he hasn’t been playing well since.  I absolutely love the nickname the Cowboy's fans have given her – “Yoko Romo” in comparison to Yoko Ono who many Beatles fans blame for ruining John Lennon.  I thought of a few other nicknames they could use:

  • “Booby Brown” in comparison to Bobby Brown, who many blame for the downfall of his wife Whitney Houston. 

  • “J-Simp” in comparison to K-Fed, the ex-husband who many blame for Britney Spears’ spiral downward.

  • “Complete Duh-erty” in comparison to Pete Doherty, model Kate Moss’ boyfriend who receives blame for Kate’s recent drug use.

  • “Oh, J. Simpson” in comparison to O.J. Simpson, who obviously contributed to Nicole Brown’s downfall.

January 25, 2008 - 11:42am

I dated a CFL football player once. His break up excuse was because "a girlfriend is too much of a distraction - I need to focus on football".

Lame. But anyways, it sounds like country singer Carrie Underwood heard the same words from Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo. In this week's Entertainment Weekly with Carrie on the cover, she says about Romo, "...point blank, he is all about football. I don't know if it's that I'm not quite his type or whatever, but I don't think he's at the point in his life where he would be willing to sacrifice football. He hated so much that people thought that he was paying more attention to me and that was causing him to not do well."

What is with that? Carrie could manage to juggle a fast-paced, pressured career in music, but Tony can't handle a relationship and his job at the same time? Maybe it's that multi-tasking thing - aren't women supposed to be better
at juggling more than one thing at once? According to this Wall Street Journal article, a 2003 survey by political scientists at Rutgers University found three-quarters of women think women are better at multitasking than men and one-third of men agreed.

Cowboys opponents should take that cue. If they want to find Romo's weakness, they should figure out how to distract him with something off the field. Find some girl to come forward and claim her child is Romo's or something...that would do it!

October 25, 2007 - 11:05am


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An MSNBC article this week said that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo might be dating actress and singer Jessica Simpson.  Romo said his ex-girlfriend broke up with him just hours before he took over the reins of the team from Drew Bledsoe and he later revealed having a crush on actress and singer Jessica Simpson.  Simpson's representatives supposedly heard the rumor and got in touch with Romo's people and set up a date. The couple are now rumored to be an item.

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens was asked about the couple on his radio show and Owens joked that maybe he and Romo can double-date with Jessica and Ashlee.

And the rumours that Romo gave Jessica's dad tickets to the game in Arizona?

“No comment,” he said, smiling again and turning away from cameras, claiming he had to hurry off to a meeting.

You can even bet on it.  The odds of the pair becoming an item by the end of the year is said to be 3:2.

How fitting that the leader of the Dallas Cowboys may be dating someone who could easily be mistaken for one of the infamous Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.   I do love Jess, but she's got the stereotypical cheerleader perky yet somewhat ditzy personality, bleached blond hair, endowment in the chest area, and orange-tanned skin, doesn't she?


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I think at the very least, the two should pair up for Tony Roma's advertisements.  Heck, Jess is already doing fast-food ads and Tony just needs an 'a' on the end of his name to share a namesake with the brand.

November 22, 2006 - 5:39pm

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