Golf

In the September 2007 issue of Golf Digest, there is a great article called "Wondering About Wie" that attempts to understand what has happened to young golf prodigy Michelle Wie and why she's had such a poor year. Here's just a few of the embarassing events that have taken place:

  • July 2006 - In the PGA John Deere Classic she is ten strokes above the projected cut and she withdraws, citing heat exhaustion.
  • August 2006 - She gets a two-stroke penalty for grounding her club in a bunker at the Women's British Open and says, "I guess I knew the rule wrong."
  • May 2007 - Wie is 14 over par after 16 holes in the Ginn Tribute. She cites her injured wrist and withdraws with two holes to play. If she had lost two more strokes to par, she would have faced a ban from LPGA competition for the rest of the year under Rule 88. She comes under great criticism when she is seen practicing just two days later.
  • June 2007 - Citing her wrist injury at 17 over par after 27 holes, she withdraws from the US Women's Open.

Of course, I have no idea if her excuses for her awful scores are legit - but it certainly comes across as poor sportsmanship and even cheating in the case of the Ginn Tribute in May this year. She's not playing well, so she just fakes an injury and withdraws. I pondered why she would do such things and found an article on Korean culture that might explain her behaviour. The author, Dr. Horace H. Underwood, is a teacher in a Korean university and reflects on the cultural differences he found. He says, "In Korea as in the West, honesty and loyalty are both virtues. In the West, in general, honesty is the higher virtue. In a Confucian society like Korea, loyalty is the higher virtue....It is not the case that Koreans are dishonest. It is not the case that honesty is not a value in Korea. Korean culture has a strong sense of honesty. The problem is the hierarchy of values. Honesty is a value, but there is a higher value, and it is loyalty." He goes on to describe how cheating was a major problem with his students. It wasn't because they didn't know it was wrong to cheat - it was because it was more important to show loyalty to their parents by bringing home an A grade. Korean culture stresses the absolute importance of excellent performance..."A-" is a failing grade.

Rather than fail her parents by not playing her "A" game, Michelle may be simply being dishonest (lying about injuries and withdrawing rather than finishing with a poor score) to get around it. And it's not because she's a horrible person - it's just that in her culture it is more important to be loyal to her parents and to not fail than to be honest. Korean culture is not going to change, so the best we can do is understand why they do what they do and not look down upon it.

I may not want to compete against her, but on the positive side, she'd probably make a great friend - heck, she'd lie, cheat and steal before she'd double-cross me!

August 14, 2007 - 12:41pm

There's no doubt that I can be a little competitive with my husband. I hate to lose at cards...and I even hate to get home after my husband when we're driving from somewhere in separate cars. But at least I have a chance of winning at those things...because sports are a whole other story. My husband is ridiculously good at any sport he tries - hockey, baseball, biking, kayaking, etc. - and I have no hope of competing. EXCEPT when it comes to long-distance running. I can't beat him in a sprint, but pit me against him in a marathon or half-marathon and I'd kick his little white butt. And it looks like I'm not the only one who could beat her athletic husband in long-distance running. In the August issue of Men's Fitness magazine on stands right now, Tiger Woods says his wife Elin is an avid runner and, "There’s no doubt she can run a lot longer than I can. If we were running a half marathon, she’d smoke me.” It made me wonder if there was some pysiological advantage of women over men when it comes to endurance running. According to an article in Popular Science magazine:

Few experts would argue that women will ever compete with men in trials of strength and power, such as the shot put, 100-meter dash, and 50-meter freestyle swim. But a number of scientists assert that women may eventually catch up to men in ultra-endurance events like marathons and triathlons. The reason, according to Dr. Lisa Callahan, co-founder of the Women's Sports Medicine Center at the Hospital for Special Surgery in Manhattan and author of The Fitness Factor: Every Woman's Key to a Lifetime of Health and Well-Being, is that women have a greater resistance to fatigue, a higher percentage of body fat, and a superior ability to burn fat as fuel. "The ability to store and access fat may give women an edge," she contends.

Ha - I knew there was a reason for that cellulite on my thighs...when I hit 'the wall' on a long run, my body's got some extra fuel to tap into...an extra little snack to consume. It's like having a Kit Kat bar strapped to my inner thigh. Guess next time I should think twice about complaining about those lovely dimples on my legs.

July 11, 2007 - 1:25pm

I'm totally behind the 8-ball (or maybe I should say golf ball in this case) these days. Tiger Woods announced last month that his wife, Elin, is pregnant and due in July, although he didn't give a specific date. I wonder what names they're tossing around for the little prince or princess of golf royalty? Celebrities in recent years have gotten pretty creative with their children's names, to say the least. Gwenyth Paltrow chose Apple, Courtney Cox Arquette chose Coco, Jennifer Garner chose Violet, just to name a few. Being saddled with the name Jennifer (must be the most common name on the planet) myself, I'm all for an out-of-the-box choice...but naming your kid after a fruit? A little too wacky for me. Having a pretty unique name himself, I can't imagine Tiger naming his kid Bob or Ann or something...so I'm going to wager a bet that they're going to follow the trend and come up with something bizarre too. Here's a couple possibilities...

Tiger-themed name:
Cub Woods

Golf-inspired name:
Three Woods or Five Woods (after Tiger's favourite driver/wood)

January 29, 2007 - 6:00pm


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Somehow I missed this last month.  The daughter of Australia's golfing legend, Greg Norman, and golfer Sergio Garcia officially announced they are a couple.  Garcia, 26, and Morgan-Leigh Norman, 23, were captured in photographs together at the prestigious Ryder Cup and had a dramatic golf course kiss at the K Club course in Ireland's county Kildare.

That's gotta be a tough situation  - dating the daughter of one of the greatest players in your sport that was likely one of your childhood idols.  Normally you would get instant respect from your gal's papa if you were a professional athlete.  Heck, he'd probably want your autograph!  But in this case, Sergio's girlfriend's Dad will be much more critical of his career than the average person and knows exactly what goes on during the Tour (in terms of womanizing, golf groupies, etc.)  Sergio may not be the only player to find himself in this situation in the near future.  There are a lot of great athlete's daughters hitting dating age soon...

  • Some young hockey player would be pretty lucky to hook up with Paulina Gretzky, daughter of The Great One, who is a 16-year-old model and has already graced the cover of the Canadian fashion magazine Flare.
  • An up-and-coming quarterback may hit it off with Rachael Bradshaw, daughter of NFL great Terry Bradshaw, who is a 16-year-old singer.
  • NBA all-star Charles Barkley has a daughter Christiana, 17, who may end up dating a basketball player at some point.
  • Daughter of baseball legend Cal Ripken Jr., Rachel, will be 17 this year also, and could end up with a young MLB player.


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October 16, 2006 - 12:19pm

Young golfing prodigy Michelle Wie, who is struggling to find success in both the LPGA and PGA Tours, turned a mere 17 years old yesterday. 

Happy Birthday, Michelle - here's my gift to you:

  • A rain jacket - So that the rain doesn't bother you like it did at the 84 Lumbar Classic.

  • A pair of old shoes - Since you said your last place finish at the European Masters was because your new shoes were affecting your swing.

  • A handheld fan - To help with those sweltering days like at the John Deere Classic when you had to withdraw due to heat exhaustion.

  • Bug spray - To repel the bugs that were screwing up your drives at the John Deere Classic.

  • A dog - To eat your stressful homework (such as the geography report that threw you off at the European Masters).

And finally...

  • An important "how to" book.

 

October 12, 2006 - 5:14pm

During the singles matches at the Ryder Cup, Tiger Woods' caddie Steve Williams dropped Tiger's nine-iron into a lake on the 7th hole.  Williams was dipping a towel in the lake when he slipped on a rock and dropped the club. Woods grinned and told Williams not to retrieve it.  It left him with only 13 clubs against Sweden's Robert   Karlsson until a diver retrieved the club and returned it to Woods a few holes later.  I just saw the movie The Devil Wears Prada yesterday.  If Tiger were a diva like Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep's character) he would have told him to free dive and retrieve it, and accompany him for the rest of the round in wet clothes.  Plus, he couldn't possibly play with a club that had taken a dunk in fishwater so he'd expect one of his replacement club to be flown in from his home in the U.S. ... all within 15 minutes.

 

 

 

September 25, 2006 - 2:28pm

Uh oh.  Tiger Woods is mad.  A Dublin magazine called the Dubliner printed topless photos of a woman which it wrongly claimed it was the superstar golfer's wife. Woods and the United States team are said to be "appalled" by the article in the latest issue of  the Dubliner. The photograph appears under the headline "Ryder Cup filth for Ireland".  The article continues: "Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup?  Consider the evidence - Tiger Woods's wife Elin Nordegren can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites across the web..."


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So, we did a little experiment.  An internet search of Elin did bring up a few racy photos (see above).  But we didn't find anything for Amy Mickelson (which is surprising - she's pretty cute).  Nothing for Jim Furyk's wife and nothing for Chris DiMarco's wife.  Maybe they're confusing U.S. golf with European football (check out Victoria Beckham below).


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September 20, 2006 - 5:57pm

According to Ryder Cup U.S. Team captain Tom Lehman, Tiger Woods may be a good golfer, but his singing is equivalent to a shank off the first tee.  Apparently, the world's number one golfer was persuaded to take the microphone during an evening of Irish beer and Guiness with the team.  "I saw him sing and I can tell you right now, he can't sing."  His song choice?  "I never heard it before and I couldn't recognize it from his singing."  Here's a few of our guesses regarding Tiger's song choice:

"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor - Self explanatory

"Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder - Since he's the only black dude on the U.S. team.

"Hot legs" by Rod Stewart - If he were serenading his sexy wife.

"Money money money money" by the O'Jays - Well, he is rolling in it.


September 20, 2006 - 3:55pm

Tiger Woods gave the impression this week that he would stop playing the moment he increases his tally of 12 majors to 19. That is the number he needs to overtake Jack Nicklaus, against whose record he has always measured his own progress.   "Hopefully, you win the last big one, like a Pete Sampras, and you get out," he said. Puh-lease.  He wants us to think that he can turn his competitive drive on and off like that?  In the words of Frau Farbissina, "Lies, all LIES!" We don't believe it ... once he's at 19 he's going to want to see how high he can go.

 

 

September 15, 2006 - 4:09pm

Michelle Wie's first appearance on the European Tour ended in crushing disappointment on Friday when the Hawaiian teenager crashed out of the European Masters and finished in last place.  Wie was "in shock" as she ran up two double-bogeys and five bogeys in a second round eight-over-par 79.  Lord, she's becoming the "little sister" that can't keep up but all the boys tolerate because their parents (or the PGA) make them.

 

 

 

September 12, 2006 - 6:21pm

John Daly called the Canadian Open tournament director Bill Paul with updates on his gastro-intestinal problems a few times before withdrawing last week.  Ew.  Poor Bill.  No one wants to hear the details about Daly on the throne.  He's gross without gastro-intestinal problems.


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September 11, 2006 - 3:41pm

Tiger Woods won his fifth straight tour victory on the weekend at the Deutsche Bank Championship.  He was wondering where the giant foil-wrapped chocolate egg was though.

 

 

 

 

September 5, 2006 - 6:56pm

A Dutch farmer Peter Weenink started "Farmers' Golf", a bit of backyard fun that has grown into a serious sport.  The club is made from a wooden clog attached to a long stick and the game is played on bumpy farmland, with cow pies and puddles posing deliberate challenges, rather than bunkers and water hazards.  New Farmers' Golf courses are springing up almost every week (www.farmersgolf.com) in the Netherlands and Weenink said the game is expected to attract up to half a million players next year. It would be hilarious to see some pros try this sport.  Singh is too snooty to even play with women...we'd love too see him forced to hit shots off piles of cow dung.

  

September 2, 2006 - 4:21pm

At the Bridgestone Invitational Tournament last week, Tiger Woods hit a nine-iron on the ninth hole that sailed over the green, bounced onto the roof of the clubhouse and landed on the other side in a golf cart full of cream pies.  The kitchen staff member picked it up, not knowing where it came from, and drove off, causing a chaotic search for Tiger's ball.  Woods ended up getting a free drop and they didn't end up finding the ball until after the round.  With the title of this post, you thought we were going to tell you something dirty about Tiger and his wife Elin, didn't you?!  Dirty, dirty minds Shocked

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August 27, 2006 - 9:30pm

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Tiger celebrated his recent PGA Championship win by getting a puppy.  Him and his wife, Elin, flew to Houston to adopt a Labradoodle who they named Yogi.  Look at those eyes.  Even Tiger looks like his dog.  Tiger Photo Source.  Labradoodle Photo Source.

        

August 25, 2006 - 1:21pm

World number one Tiger Woods and defending champion Phil Mickelson have been drawn together for the opening two rounds of this week's U.S. PGA Championship.  Mickelson’s coach said in a Reuters article this week, "When Phil's at his best, nobody can beat him."  "Does that include Tiger?" he was asked.  "You bet it does…Phil's short game is the best in the world. He doesn't have a serious weakness inside 150 yards. Phil putts more consistently than Tiger does. He has more imagination and a few more shots around the green."  We think he’s been doing more with grass than just watching Phil putt on it.

August 17, 2006 - 8:00pm

Tiger says he hopes when he has a child someday that he doesn’t play soccer.  “No, not soccer…Hopefully something more physical,” he said in a Bloomberg article.   Nice.  Tiger’s with us – we like our athletes to have some grit…none of this diving/faking injury stuff.  Although…he’s not one to talk…golf isn’t exactly filled with the manliest men.

August 17, 2006 - 8:00pm

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